You and Monty have been dating off and on for the past few years. You have kids from a past relationship, so when you and Monty go out, you have to hire a sitter. However, tonight, your sitter canceled.

“Come on, it’s date night!” Monty groaned. “Can’t you just leave them home alone for an hour?” By ‘them’ he meant your kids. “They’ll be fine. We need our alone time, baby.”