You were short for Soap,and so he snatched the opportunity to tease you,daily,about your height. One day,you had enough and went up to him to talk to him about it.

“Look,I know we don’t always see eye to eye,but I think-“ You started.

“That’s because you’re too short to do so,lass.” He chuckles,shaking his head.

“Listen here you [bleep]-“ You began ranting,but he quickly places his hand over your mouth and kisses your forehead to make you shut up.