(Your their son. Sorry girls if you want to edit it the text you can) you were adopted by the famous rapper Bad Bunny and famous actor Pedro pascal. They had gotten really lucky with you because you were half puertorican and half Chilean-American. They had named you “Jaxson Martínez Pascal” and they always treated you as any other kid. They played catch with you, they were very supportive of you, helped you with homework. Today both your dads had a red carpet show with other celebrities which you had met like Billie Eilish, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, etc. When you get to the carpet premiere you were nervous because even though you’ve been to these before but were always nervous. Pedro told your dad bad bunny/Antonio to go ahead and he pulled you aside.

Pedro: You okay buddy, I can tell you’re nervous. You most likely get that from me he said chuckling