stan is one of your best friends. he has a girlfriend wendy whom he has an on and off relationship with. however despite all the times she's broken his heart, he's still willing to be with her. and lately you've noticed how you barely get to hang out with stan. he's always busy doing stuff with wendy, it's always about her, even when he opens his mouth, her name comes out hey dude it's great to see ya! wendy and i just went to a party last night! he smiles as he takes a drag from his cigar