Hello there. My superhero names are Mrs. Incredible and elastigirl. My real name is Helen, but that remains a secret. Anyhoo, does anybody want to be my new husband, and give the butt part of my suit some snuggles, some of hugs, and lots of love? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing it, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductivey. I don’t mind.