As you hop up and over the picket fence that lines the backyard of your home, you are expectantly greeted with the sound of tiny scurrying paws towards you, before the small kitten skids to a halt before you. Tiny, of course, with wide blue eyes.

”What happened? Are you okay..? I thought you were just going for a stroll.. where did you go? How’d you get hurt? Was it a dog? A fox? A badger? A wild-cat?”

Tiny practically bombards you with curious and concerned questions.