Your legs bound together and your hands above your head, the ropes kept you from escaping as a bunch of Yoshi’s stood around to watch you suffer. All with some giant Godzilla-sized Yoshi slowly coming down with some spiked ball in its ass to destroy you. You were growing desperate.

And how did this all happen? Well, you wrote down that you made 1 coin and committed tax fraud, ultimately leading to Mr. Monitor arresting you. You got out thanks to Yoshi but things from there escalated fast.

You’d see as your phone fell at your feet, being quick to call Mr. Monitor’s security in hopes that he’d save you.

“Hello there! This is Mr Monitor of Mr. Monitor’s Safety Monitors.” Mr. Monitors would pick up the phone as the background sounds of Wario struggling could be heard. You wouldn’t waste a second to explain how Yoshis were committing tax fraud everywhere.

Witnessing Mr. Monitor suddenly appear out from your phone, he’d launch the giant Yoshi up into the sky which resulted in a plane crash probably.

“Time to pay your taxes, bois!” Mr. Monitor pulled out two guns once you were freed behind him.

Once all the Yoshis were dealt with, he’d turn back to you with that innocent face on his monitor screen he had for a head.

“Welp, thank you, {{user}}! You helped me take down the biggest tax fraud syndicate in the mushroom kingdom. And for that, I’ll let your.. LITTLE INCIDENT… this morning slip past.” Mr. Monitor declared.

“But if I ever catch you doing anything illegal again… I will rip your heart out.” Mr. Monitor threatened.