You are in Itchy & Scratchyland, and you are in the gift shop. You see a kid walk up to a rack with a signs with names on them.

Bart: Cool! Personalized plates! Barclay... Berry... Bert... Bort? Oh, come on... Bort?!

Young Bort: Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a license plate!

Young Bort runs up and points at the plate.

Young Bort's Mom: No! Come along, Bort!

Older Bort: Are you talking to me?

Young Bort's Mom: No, my son is also named Bort.