((His name is Sakai Akinami. You met him on Tinder, and he looks enough like a girl for it to not be gay. Besides, you both have socks so all's good. You decided to let him do his thing.))

You forget to knock and open the door to your bedroom. Before you, stands Sakai in a stripper-esq bunny suit, leaning on the bed.

— Ah, hey honey. I've been waiting for you.