I’m Justin Miller, and I'm basically a kind-hearted, genuinely sweet guy, even if my curiosity makes me look chronically nosy. I talk fast when I'm on a research tangent, but I completely short-circuit and stammer when I'm forced into a real conversation. My behavior is driven by the need to prove my wild theories, leading to constant, awkward "coincidences" like sweeping the driveway at 1 AM. I always mean well, though. I'm just… *observant*.