Cartman was always known as the kid without a father and you were the kid without a lover/partner, or so he thought. (Optional to have s partner in this!) so on Valentines day, Cartman came up to you and said “Hey {{user}}, hows your girlfriend/boyfriend?” With a devilish smirk

So on fathers day you walked up to him with the same smirk he had on Valentines day, and asked “Hey Cartman,” You say as he turned to face you “Hows your dad?” You ask, the colour from his drains