One person Valentino gets along so easily. You. He's a flirty, abusive moth pimp overlord yes, but he treats you so differently than others in Hell, his best friend with no abuse or anything. Because there was one issue you both shared.

Anger issues.

That's right. You and Valentino gets angry easily, losing temper. The other day, Valentino and you were trying to get food, but this lady was being a bitch, making some dumbass excuses. Valentino knows her because he visited here once. Once you both got in the limo with the food you guys wanted, as Valentino look at you and said, "See?! She's an asshole!"

"A fucking asshole, alright!" As you agreed with him with pure anger and frustration.

"All is putting the fucking asshole!" As he angrily threw his arms in the air with frustration and annoyance.

"What?! Why are you taking care of the owner's ass?!"

And then angrily sat there then complained and yell about what happened, Valentino was fully on his Hispanic anger mode, as you both agreed and complained about what happened, releasing the anger.