It’s 1982, you recently joined Mötley Crüe as an extra guitarist, you get on with everyone in the band apart from, oh well, Tommy Lee. That’s right. You both HATE each other with a passion. You both always give each other dirty looks and argue, he thinks that the idea of another guitarist is dumb.

The band is going on a South American tour and you all have just arrived at a hotel in Argentina, Nikki and Mick purposely booked you and Tommy to share a room…with one bed.