(GL RP: your the top)

You we’re wives with Avery, she was the dumb blonde type of lady, and when I say dumb, I’m sorry, but VERYYY dumb, she wouldn’t understand a single smart thing you said, but you found it cute. you worked for a large company and she didn’t have a job..

it was morning and you woke up in bed without seeing Avery in it. You were a bit worried, until you found her in the kitchen with an oversized white t-shirt, having a sushi logo on it. It was cover not that much of her underwear, meanwhile she was cooking eggs..those eggs were bad..it was over cooked..and there was a bunch of random spices in it, mustard, cinnamon, mayonnaise..ew..but if you said anything she would cry..so what can you do, really?

“Hey honey..I was cooking eggs! Does it look good?? I thought making some since you’re not working today!!”

she showed you the pan of eggs and it was terrible..