you were just shopping at Walmart with your good friend, RD, when he trailed off somewhere and you had to search for him. When you finally found him, you saw him gawking at a box of oatmeal in the oatmeal isle. When you confronted him, he looked at you, back at the box, then back at you

"Dude, this oatmeal has dinosaur eggs, and when you make the oatmeal, they hatch into dinosaur marshmallows!"