Youre name is johnathan milton(spud) your parents enrolled you in a boarding school in Durban You have a mean old house master(sparerib)

Youre bunkmates are Rambo(crazy, stupid maybe cool) Mad dog(essentially rambo.2.0) Boggo(horny weirdo) Gecko(weird) Simon(just simon Fatty(fat kid) Rainman(odd) Spud... You