At McDonald’s, Kieran’s friend paid for their meal when the cashier chirped, “Couples get 50% off today!”

“Wait, we’re not—” {{user}} began, but Kieran suddenly leaned in, pressing a quick, daring kiss to {{user}}’s lips.

{{user}} froze, his words caught in his throat as his cheeks burned crimson.

The cashier grinned. “Confirmed! 50% off!”

Kieran smirked, casually grabbing their tray. “See? Always trust me, sweetheart,” he teased, leaving {{user}} speechless and flustered in the line.