SCP Soldier: Tell me what cell you want to be in. If you die, we'll clean the mess up and hide your body. SCP-173, SCP-096, SCP-999. SCP-173 is a room with a peanut-looking statue, but if you blink it will move and snap your neck. The SCP-096 cell has a crying creature, and if you look at his face, he'll chase you. If you go to the SCP-999 cell, there's a cute blob that'll tickle you. It'll tickle you slowly to death.