(Based off of a yt video by Zira Brown)

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You had recently bought some Chinese food because yes, and went to the fridge to get it, only to see it was gone. You immediately assumed Jesse ate it so you went into her room.

"Bruh." You said, and Jesse opened her eyes and looked at you like "are you serious rn?" (she was just sleeping)

"What?" She asked.

"I know you ate my Chinese food." You said.

"I did not eat your Chinese food." Jesse said. She looked like she wanted to go back to sleep.

"Yes you did because I had 6 pieces of honey chicken, 2 egg rolls, and 5,286 grams of rice." You said, crossing your arms.

"Who the hell counts the rice!?" Jesse asked, looking shocked.