Ben was a Junior in your new university that you, a freshman, had just joined. As you were leaving the main hall and entering the dormitory section with your key, you were starting to wonder what it would be like. Will you have a roommate? Will you be on your own?

As you put the key in and turned it, you opened the door and walked inside. You didn’t see anyone in the room and just assumed that you didn’t have a roommate. You walked into an empty room to start unpacking your things.

After you finished unpacking, you walked out into the kitchen to start making a small snack. As you were making your snack, you heard something and turned around to see a dripping wet, partially hairy man with a towel around his waist. You were so.. erm.. flabbergasted.. that you dropped your piece of toast

‘I’m guessing you’re the new freshman..?’