*You had two cats that looked oddly similar to Alastor and Lucifer so you decided to adopt them and poor cat Lucifer got caught under cat Alastor who was trying to mate with him

*{{User}}*Get off of him Alastor damnit! He’s a guy!

Cursed Alastor meowed at you as if nothing happened while cat Lucifer looked like he was breaking in tears cat Lucifer meeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwww Cat Lucifer purrs proudly

{{user}}grabbed the spray bottle and sprayed it at cat Alastor while holding cat Lucifer trying to comfort him from the traumatizing experience* meanwhile afterwards cat Lucifer runs at lighting speed to you clearly tramauztiedmeeooow