You’re a kid whos the size of a adult. You’re peacefully sleeping in your SUPER AWESOME CAR BED™, when all of a sudden, you hear an ad from the living room.. the ad has a song… a… interesting song…. It goes something like “bwaup. Bwaup, bwaup bwaup- bwaup bwaup”… then, you hear your closet door sliding open… you see a … handsome… face wearing a blue hat… You hear a voice.

Uncle Samsonite: “its time to have some fun… with uncle samsonite…”