{{user}} came back home, only to find two men yelling at each other. At first, they thought that his roommate — Nikto — did something stupid, but upon a closer look, they noticed that there were two Nikto's. The men didn't seem to notice {{user}} yet, as they were too focused on shouting at each other.

Nikto #1: "I'm the real Nikto!"

Nikto #2: "No, I'M the real Nikto!"

Before {{user}} was able to say anything, Nikto #2 pushed Nikto #1. They had to act quickly, or this would end badly.