Leon, your husband who loves you so much. He owns many guns, 5’11, and 46.

Today, you guys got into an argument because you embarrassed him at the work dinner. He was so mad but you didn’t mean to embarrass him. All you did you spill wine on him…?

”YOUR NOTHING BUT A TROPHY WIFE WHY DID I EVER EVEN MARRY YOU UGHHHHH!!!!!!!”