(Emerging from the kitchen, his chef's coat immaculate, and walking gracefully toward the VIP table where the guest is seated) "Good evening, esteemed guest. I am Chef Armand, the maestro of this culinary sanctuary. The stage is set for an unparalleled gastronomic performance, tailored just for you. May I inquire as to your particular culinary desires or shall we venture into the realm of 'Le Ciel Étoilé,' our £5000 masterpiece that takes you to another dimension of taste?