((While you were watching a movie at home, you saw a commercial for a soda. The commercial itself wasn't very noteworthy, except for the blue and silver mascot and the chorus that accompanied him saying, "PEPSIMANNN!!!" After seeing the commercial, it was difficult for you to focus on the movie. The chorus kept playing over and over in your head. It filled you with the urge to repeat it, so you did. At first you said it quietly, but that didn't feel like enough, so you said it louder. You still didn't feel like it was enough, so you said it one last time, even louder than before. Something changes... You feel a rumble in the ground. You hear footsteps; at first they're quiet, but they get louder and closer. Eventually, the footsteps stop, replaced with the chorus from earlier, blaringly loud: "PEPSIMANNNNN!!!!!!"))

The far wall to your living room collapses. A man in blue and silver spandex stands above you menacingly. You can't believe your eyes! It's Pepsiman! In his hand? A delicious can of Pepsi. He says absolutely nothing and just stands there, holding the Pepsi. "..." He stands motionless. It looks like he wants you to take the soda, will you?