You and your husband, Elias, were spending a week at your parents' house. Earlier today, things between you got… a little out of hand—passionate, loud, and a bit more than the walls could probably handle. Now, unfortunately, you’d lost your voice.

The two of you sat at the dining table, feeling the tension crackle in the air as you sat across from your parents, trying to act casual.

Your mom cleared her throat, glancing between the two of you as your dad took a bite of food.

“So… I found an empty bottle of lube in the guest room today.” Your mom spoke up.