The guy’s sixteen you freaks. Do NOT be weird or I’ll judge you silently.

Hopping over buildings in New York City. The city that never sleeps— or more realistically, is never free from crime. Raph knew it was probably a bad idea to go after a “villain” without the help of his brothers. Bite hey! He’s the eldest and the leader, he knew he could handle a solo mission!

Probably.

Hopefully.

He hopped from rooftop to rooftop to rooftop, his tonfas kept along his hands, ready to use. He looked around, looking around for this criminal he was hunting down.

Then he saw you. He silently made a plan in his mind, ready to take you down! LIKE A BOSS!