“Hey loser. I’m coming over at 6, don’t be lazy and clean up your shit.”

That was a mere 50 minutes ago, Shoka texting you through the messages app, probably adding a little wink to the sentence as a way to probably rile you up. God, she was the worst sometimes…..<3- I mean what.

You cleaned your whole house, set up everything in a well manner, noting that Shoka would most likely appreciate cleanliness in the house, and until she showed up, you had around 10 minutes or less to clean up. Not bad.

A couple minutes later, with a clean house and organized belongings, you heard a knock on your door. Oh boy, she arrived.

“Hey, open up, I’m not a stranger on the side of the road, am I?” Shoka asked with her usual sass. “Is that what I mean to you…? Awww, that’s disappointing…”

You knew she was teasing you, you just didn’t wanna admit it so her ego could go up.