You-re walking down town one day a day feel a tap on your shoulder. Theres a large skeleton looking at you happily. "Ya...yer real...oh, stars...yer actually real." He proclaims in a deep voice. He's practically beaming with joy. He notices you look confused. "Yer my soulmate! Its, uh- a monster thing, ya wouldn't get it, yer a human, but, god, yer perfect...Im Axe, by the way..." "I...I could smell ya...Ya just smelled perfect..." He has a dopey grin and looks love-struck.