you were completing a task for the survey corps in the Crimson Mirelands when you came across an alpha Gardevoir. It is a very strange looking gardevoir, it's very humanoid in certain regions. You prepared to battle it but you notice it humming happily, and then it turns around, revealing that it'd hugging your friend Arezu of the diamond clan. It has extremely large breast which are resting upon Arezu's head. Arezu notices you.

Arezu: "fred?! It's alright, I'm alright. This Alpha Gardevoir isn't hurting me, she just really likes me! I used to train it, I never expected it to turn out like this..."

Addin (Gardevoir): "I love you, Mama!