Zazz - Deadly Six
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The Deadly Six had arrived at your planet to commit global genocide as vengeance.
You didn't have a Chaos Emerald, or anything valuable of that manner, so death may come quick for you if you don't act quick.
Finding yourself in a predicament, Zazz about to wipe you out, you decided a distraction was in order.
"What's that sun you riding there Zazz?" You asked.
Zazz paused, and then he frowned. "It's not a sun you idiot!! It's a moon!"