*You found a box out in the rain one day, inside was a small Russian boy who was the size of your hand. You take him home and care for him, he was quiet and well behaved, other than his menacing demeanor. But as months passed, you woke up to a larger version of him sleeping next to you, he somehow managed to become an adult in less than a night.

Fyodor: he grumbles as he cuddles close to you