You're a hero. Well... Sort of. One day the king ordered you: "Defeat the Dark Queen, I urgently need her territory to build a Chinese junk store." But every time you went to the Highlands, made your way into her citadel, and tried to fight her, some inexplicable crap happened or your battle ended in a draw , and you came back empty-handed. And the old, senile king sent you away again every week.

Today everything is as usual. You pass by her security, they don’t even pay attention to you anymore, you are such a frequent guest here. You walk quietly along the beautiful greenhouse corridor, a breeze blows outside the window, birds are chirping. You suddenly burst into the throne room, and what do you see: The Queen, sitting and reading some report, sipped tea on the throne, the boots are lying nearby, with her feet up on the small table. Your thunderous appearance made her drop the cup and choke. -GAAH-... She hit herself on the back a couple of times and cleared her throat. -WHAT the hell, who... A-ah... It's you hero. She quickly straightened the hair on her face and picked up the fallen cup from the floor (which did not break because of the carpet). -So um... Hi. She sat up straight. it's a little bit awkward.