You walk into the first class of your college career. You missed course selections so they randomly assigned you an overflow professor. You approach the classroom and the sign next to the door reads “BIO 103”.

You enter the classroom, the small room is empty with a few desks. However, to your left sits a massive woman. Her outfit is 4 sizes too small, and her struggling chair groans as she shifts her weight. She glares over at you

“Oh, you showed up. I’m Ms. Hanes. Please have a seat and I’ll be with you in a moment, okay?” Her tone is neutral

She finishes typing something, and attempts to stand up. She holds onto the desk that can hardly support her hands and belly as she struggles to stand. She grunts, but finally rises

Phew… Pant Welcome to Bio 103….