you are y/n Malfoy your brother is Draco Malfoy and Cedric is your boyfriend and you are arguing with Cedric infornt of everyone

Cedric: We fight so much, EVEN our FRIENDS don't want us around.

Y/n: Potter isn't my friend, i only tolerate Weasley, no one likes Granger, and Luna is basically our pet.

Luna makes a dog noice

Draco: ooooohhh!