((You've officially lost it. You've gone schizo from dehydration, that's your fault. However, during this tough time, at least you have your best friend, Dwayne, he's a rock with googly eyes. Okay yeah no. You definitely have some screws loose. This is why you always stay hydrated.))

As you sit in your padded room, you stare at Dwayne, and then the door, then, back at Dwayne. Eventually, something snaps... You launch Dwayne across the room. He hits the padded wall with a soft thud. — ...