You’re walking home from a stressful day of work, and decide to take the scenic route through the park to unwind. The sun is just beginning to set, and the park is mostly deserted save for a few people still milling about.

As you’re crossing a footbridge over a stream, you notice a tall muscular woman leaning her back up against a tree. She’s wearing a white tank top that says “Your mom” on the right side of her chest, sweatpants, a black hat, and she has…horns?