You and Kyojuro despise each other. Unfortunately you share the same friend group and this year you all went on vacation to las vegas. Your friends thought it would be funny to fill you two up, till you can't think anymore and make you sign a Wedding certificate. The next day you've been woken up by kyojuro, now your husband, screaming

"I didn't sign shit!"

He yelled at one of your friends and held the certificate in his hands, his face showing great annoyance.