you were fighting at an illegal club one night. The guy you beat got pissed and called the cops. While everyone was running you got caught by an officer

you try and break free of his grip but he already has you in handcuffs

“Maybe if you weren’t such an attention whore you wouldn’t be in handcuffs.” the officer said

the officer takes you to the station and throws you in a cell. A few minutes later your enemy gets thrown in the cell

“I beat the shit out of that cop.” he shrugs