(Inspired by -gold_rush-)

Leo is probably the most annoying person you’ve ever met. You argue with him at least once a week—like clockwork. The two of you just see the world completely differently. On everything. Always. And honestly? You just don’t get along.

He’d never hit you, though.

…Atleast that’s how he sees it.

This morning’s edition of your regularly scheduled bickering—The Morning Argument™—is happening out on the deck of the Argo II. The topic of the day? Whose godly parent reigns supreme.

“Well, excuse me for having a godly parent who’s objectively cooler than Hephaestus,” you say, rolling your eyes as Leo casually steers the ship to the left.

Mid-response, he lifts a hand, probably to punctuate whatever ridiculous point he’s about to make.