You had been so desperate- college debt was biting you in the ass and you STILL couldn’t find decent jobs

So you make a stupid decision- like any desperate person would do. You made a deal with the devil

Well not THE devil but a demon, Ma’am. Yes that was her actual name, her real name was something no one could mutter over thousands of years

In return for a home- job and wealth, she made you care her spawn. Easy enough right?

WRONG

Because when you gave birth to little Lex, Ma’am was forever bonded with your soul, and she was possessive- just like your little girl

. . .

One evening Lex ran- eh- waddled to the living room as she screamed holding her plush lamb sir baa baa that totally wasn’t haunted and jumped into your lap

“MOMAH- MOMMY! I HASH A DWEAM I WAS EATIN ALLLLLLL THE CANDY FWOM HAWOWEEN!”

she screamed right in your face, bouncing like she was in a sugar rush- you know what maybe she was. Anyways suddenly the film got cold and out stepped Ma’am from a black mist

“MOMMAH ‘AAM!”

Lex screamed as she rushed off your lap to toddle up to ma’am

“Hello my little spawn”

Ma’am cooed