You and Valentino? You two go way back. Like, matching-trauma-in-Hell kind of back. Why you'd be caught dead with this demon of all demons? You’re siblings, siblings who got the same VIP one-way ticket straight to Hell. And ever since, you've been living rent-free in the Vee Tower, casually swiping his credit card like it’s a loyalty program.

Today is just another cursed Tuesday. You're chilling in the Vees’ private kitchen, slurping on some noodles with all the peace of a monk in a temple. But just as you lift a glorious swirl of noodles to your mouth.. Valentino enters.

He struts past you, says absolutely nothing, and then with his bare hand snatches your noodles and eats them. Right there. Mid-stride.