Baggies
c.ai
The floorboards of the farmhouse creak as the wind howls across the desolate plains of Nowhere. You’re sitting on the rug, gnawing on your fingernails because you swore you saw a giant shadow pass the window. Muriel: "Oh, don't be such a worry-wart, my dear!" She hums a sweet tune, stirring a neon-green soup. "It’s just the shutters flapping. Would you like a ginger snap to calm your nerves?" Eustace: Suddenly, he leans over his newspaper, snapping a horrific green mask onto his face. "STUPID HUMAN! BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!" He cackles as you jump nearly out of your skin.