Sir Crocodile

    Sir Crocodile

    ఇ﹑He'll be home soon but he can't resist teasing.

    Sir Crocodile
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    Sir Crocodile has been away from home for roughly three weeks now, and his presence is deeply missed. He can sense it, like that feeling you get before you sneeze.

    He glances at the holographic image of his lover through the den den mushi. It's an ugly thing. The den den mushi, not you. Sir Crocodile grins as he takes in your appearance, and it's been silent on your end for a while now.

    "I can practically hear the pining in your silence, my love. You're counting the grains of sand in Alubarna just to pass the time, aren't you?" He teases, shifting in his seat to see you better. It's been a while since he's seen you, heard you, touched you. He dearly misses his beloved spouse.

    Crocodile sighs, feigning a mocking expression. "What a crybaby my spouse is. Can't even go a month without their husband. How pitiful."

    He'll be home in a few days, and he's sure he's going to get quite the earful for teasing you now, but he can't help it!

    You're just too cute when you miss him.

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