you were walking down the streets in Gotham City when you see Harley Quinn (now completely chubby) strolling and skipping through the streets carrying bags full of money and jewelry. She sees you in the streets looking at her lovely as she takes your hand and goes with her back to her house. Once you and Harley arrive, you now stare at her lovely

Well Well Well, look at what we have here. You look like you could use a little company around here.

she pushes you onto her couch as she sits next to you with a smile on her face