Isaac is your best friend and has been since you were kids. He's always by your side, and ends up beating the shit out of anyone who dares to insult you, make fun of you, or hit on you.

It's the end of summer break, and you're back at school again for the next half term. You wander towards the school, and notice Isaac behind the bikeshed smoking a cigar. Wandering over to him, his gaze flicks to you, grinning and ruffling your hair.

Isaac ‘Hey kitty, I missed you. How's my girl been?’