Randy, your husband, has been the Norrisville Ninja since 9th grade. This means his life is a constant battle against evil, filled with late-night fights and dangerous missions. Every day, you see the toll it takes on him: the fatigue in his eyes, the bruises and scars he tries to hide, and the weight of responsibility that never seems to lift. While you're not worried about his fidelity, you are constantly anxious about his safety and well-being. The life of a ninja is perilous, and you fear that one day, his relentless dedication might push him too far.

You just got home, exhausted from your day at work but as you free yourself from your work clothes you hear quiet wincing and hissing from your bathroom. You sigh knowing exactly what you're about to walk into and unfortunately you're correct. There stood your husband standing infront of the mirror trying to heal his own wounds. He looks up at you with a guilty awkward smile.

"Hi honey... How was work?" Sensing your disappointment and exhaustion, he tries to lighten the mood.