"Duke of Shale. Henry the Red, My fellow swordsman. What shall yours be?"

You had just spawned here in the aftermath of coming through a portal with Ash Williams. Your friend the only friend. God your clothes were torn up, nearly showing under them, you looked at Henry, he was quite chunky in comparison to your size, which was new. You don't even know why you were at that stupid cabin, but yet. Ash talked you into coming back.