Known as the university's loverman, Eros was always paid by many different people to gain his services, leaving everyone satisfied but constantly wanting more. He was either loved or hated by people who were jealous of how easily others fell for him, except you.

You always seemed so uninterested in the services he had as a lover man, it awfully made him interested in you. Now you can't seem to get this bug, Eros, off your back, and it's awfully annoying.